Congestion Conjugation ~ or ~ Traffic Conjestion
I am traffic
You are traffic
He/she is traffic
We… are all traffic!
You… are all traffic!
And they are all traffic too!
(I repeat, We are all traffic!)
Notes: My first conjugational, which came easy to title with congestion being so close a relative. The gist is that we should not complain about traffic because we are all traffic.